OK, LISTEN HERE FAGGOT YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE A FUCKING BADASS WHENEVER YOU DWELL ON YOUR FUCKING, I DONT KNOW, EX?! IT IS TRUE AND EVEN A FUCKING ASS CAN DO IT. THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU JUST CALL SOME SHITTY NUMBERS OF WOMEN AND ASK IF THEY WANT TO BE YOUR LOVELY WIFE, YOU'LL GET FUCKING REJECTED YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? I BET YOU DO SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON SKYPE LOOKING FOR YOUR PERFECT GIRLFRIEND. SURE, IT CAN BE A MOTHERFUCKING GIRLFRIEND. I DONT GIVE A SHIT. WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. YOU HAVE YEARS, MONTHS, WEEKS, DAYS, HOURS, MINUTES, AND SECONDS UNTIL YOUR LIFE IS PERISHED. GONE. FIND A WAY TO GET A DATE AND GO TO A RESTRAUNT OR THE MOVIES. DONT FUCKING RUIN YOUR SHITTY DATE. DONT FART IN SECRET. SHELL SMELL IT, AND LEAVE YOU. YOUR 17 YEAR OLD SELF KNOWS A WHOLE LOT MORE SHIT THAN THAT. SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FEEL YOU CANT DO IT? BE YOURSELF. ACT LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A BRAIN, NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER ASSES WHO DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT. SO IF YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND, YOU CAN DO YOUR SHIT YOU WANT. SEX, SLEEPING TOGETHER, I DONT ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT. YOU GET A STEP CLOSER EACH TIME YOU TRY. THERE ARE FUCKING BILLIONS OF OTHER WOMEN ON THE EARTH. SO WHY ARE YOU FUCKING BEING SO SAD IF SHE LEFT YOU? YOU HAVE A CHANCE. MORE THAN ONE CHANCE, ACTUALLY. ITS LIKE HAVING YOUR OWN WISH GRANTER TO FIND A FUCKING GIRL THAT LIKES YOU. IF SHE DOES, GOOD FOR YOU. IF SHE DOESNT, DONT ACT LIKE A FUCKING SHIT. YOU CAN LIVE. YOU FUCKING CAN. YOU CAN DO IT, FUCKING 17 YEAR OLD BADASS. SO, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS INCREDIBLY LONG PIECE OF SHIT? GO AND GET YOU A PRECIOUS WOMAN. I HAVE WASTED ALMOST ALL YOUR LIFE. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO LIVE. EVERY SECOND COUNTS. STOP SITTING AT YOUR WINDOWS VISTA COMPUTER AND GO OUT THERE TO FIND YOURSELF THE MOST DREAMIEST WOMAN YOUR FUCKING 17 YEAR OLD SELF COULDNT HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF. GO NOW. YOU. ARE. RUNNING. OUT. OF. FUCKING. TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!